+ Saying the "Right...Right..." from this tiktok, in all sorts of situations, honestly.

+ "Honey, you've got a big storm comin'" from this acting video.

+ From Arrested Development; "It's a banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

+ "It's my money, and I need it now!"

+ lil' sweet sliding down the bannister! This commercial is also quoted without rhyme or reason.

+ "Fun times at Fairmont High." I don't know how or why, probably to do with a similar movie title, though. It matches or follows our quoting Prince Gerhardt's "Oh, it feels good to laugh" from a 30 Rock episode.

+ I ask "Hello???" and "SIR?" in a very specific, kind of deep tone. It imprinted on me from two youtubers that I no longer watch. I do it when confused or having a problem during a task, but it's also just a sort of vocal stim, especially the latter.

+ "Hi, I'm Meso-Face" is a classic but also very obscure. There was an old mesothelioma commercial that everyone knows. The commercial starts abruptly and the man says hello in just enough of a weird/odd way that we started saying it whenever the commercial came on. So instead of, "Hi, if you have mesothelioma..." it's "Hi, I'm Meso-Face 🤠"

+ I suppose this is not just a saying but a quote because it rubbed off on me from one of my workmates. "You're joking..." in a slightly sarcastic, exasperated tone of disbelief. I say it internally all the time when things unexpectedly go wrong or irritate/get in my way.

+ The internet's phrase for their pets when they stretch out, "Ooh, big stretch!", is ingrained in me and my sibling. My parent says it too whenever our pitbulls stretch their legs way out or tilt their head up to stretch their neck.